- When you are wearing a dress shirt and tie with a knit ski cap when it is 75 degrees outside...it shoots your credibility to shit.
- You woke up my baby. Seconds before her older brother would have fallen asleep too. This makes you a douche bag in my book buddy.
- My dogs are in total attack mode and you're about to mess your pants because you are so afraid of my 20lb Chihuahua. Hint: If you don't like dogs and there are barking dogs on the other side of a door...leave after the first time I don't answer the bell.
So, I wasn't very nice. I turned my back on him and said, "I don't think so, you just woke up my baby." Which was way kinder than what I was thinking. Apparently screwing me out of a nap makes me forget my manners.