H: Yeah, alimony and child support, I like that. Like that would happen.
H: *sigh* Work hard, and there is nothing left. Nothing. Is this what the rest of my life is going to be like?
H: *finally addressing me* Honest to you, this is all your fault. Is all your fault, all these kids. Really it is you know. Women have more control over these things, it's true.
- My husband can be a huge jackass.
- I'm so thrilled that he is here to screw up my routine for the next two weeks.
- An added bonus is all the sunshine he is bathing us in while he's here.
- If you are wondering what prompted the monologue...? So the fuck am I.