Hubby: Um, I was looking at your pictures on Facebook. There aren't that many of you. Why is that?
Me: Because I'm always behind the camera.
Hubby: Well, um...I was trying to find a picture of you to show the new guy at work. The only one I could find, is of you laying down with your eyes closed.
Me: Huh? Oh, yeah. That was at the indoor playground, BB took a picture of me panting at the top of the slides. He was so proud of me, that was why I put it on there.
Hubby: Um, well, Mike...the new guy at work, pointed something out.
Hubby: Have you, um, had something done?
Me: What do you mean done?
Hubby: I think that you're bigger than you used to be.
Me: [said with as much pissy-ness as possible] Okay...he said I was fat. Why are you sharing? Did you think this would make me feel good?
Hubby: No, not fat. [uncomfortable mumbling] Your, um, chest. Your chest is kind of big. I don't, um, remember you being big there.
Me: Some guy you work with asked you about my tits? WTF? Why are you sharing again?
Hubby: Well, he did. I'm calling though, because I just wanted to know if you had, you know...something done?
Me: [gales of hysterical laughter] You think that alone, with six kids, without time to have my hair cut, my nails done, or even to sleep...you think that I found a way to have breast augmentation surgery? [laughing still]
Hubby: [long pause] So, is that a no?
So, tell me, my one and only male reader...is it normal for a man (men) to comment on the attributes of their wives, or lack there of? There is a bloggy pal of mine out there pondering a similar question too.