So...in my haste to get out of the door, I had to deal with one nose bleed, evidenced by the stain on my pants, one reflux baby, also evidenced by the stain on my pants, one peanut buttery hug, evidenced by the stain on my shirt, and one runaway neighbor dog, evidenced by dirt all over my sweater.
Late and filthy, I missed the beer tasting. Guess what they tasted tonight? The bottle of Utopias that I have been coveting and dreaming about. Not only am I an asshole, I am an asshole that feels like a first class douche bag.
That'll teach me to be anti-social.
Oh no! Ugh that seriously sucks. So sorry.
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ReplyDeleteYou're not an asshole, the world is just using you as toilet paper! i can see where you might get confused...with everyone rubbing their shit all over you and whatnot!
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I just read this to Mr. Handsome twice. Because the first read was unintelligible because I was laughing hysterically. Laughing and coughing because the laughing was making me cough . Oh My Goodness....this is hilarious because I live it everyday. Not that I go to beer tastings daily. I just drink at home. Thank you for making me laugh rather than yell.
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ReplyDeleteJust before vacation, I went to work with peanut butter on my ass and my shirt backwards, which I didn't realize until one of my students pointed it out in my 3rd period class. Niiiiice =)
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