Today I showered. I shampooed and styled my hair. I brushed my teeth and got dressed. I applied make-up and even spritzed myself with perfume. Then I realized...crap...today is only Tuesday. Trash day isn't until tomorrow.
I have seven children. The Big Boy is a teenager, Jelly Bean 12, Little Boy 10, Hercules 6, The Little Lady 4, Baby Girl 3, and Baby Z 1. I have two adopted dogs, two cats 'borrowed' from J, and a turtle. I blog because one day I want to be able to go back and appreciate the humor.
All that work for nothing! You could check the mail.
ReplyDeleteLol...I should have thought of that.
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