Oh, the thinks they can think

This comes from an amazing blog and I have decided to post my older children's answers in three parts. The first victim of my scheme was LB and here is what he had to say about me.

1. What is something mom always says to you?
Clean your room.
2. What makes mom happy?
If the house gets clean.
3. What makes mom sad?
If a cat dies.
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
When she loses her car keys.
5. What was your mom like as a child?
IDK. I wasn't back there.
6. How old is your mom?
Let me see...about...let's see...65?
7. How tall is your mom?
About...um...IDK. About 50 inches long.
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Shop.
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Watch H and TLL.
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Um...umm...being rich.
11. What is your mom really good at?
Something you're really good at huh? Shopping.
12. What is your mom not very good at?
Walking the dogs.
13. What does your mom do for her job ?
Watch H and TLL.
14. What is your mom's favorite food?
Apple.
15. What makes you proud of your mom?
Um. *Scratching chin* Watching H and TLL.
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Mr. Krabs.
17. What do you and your mom do together?
Do you know what that is? That's shopping.
18. How are you and your mom the same?
We got both the same skin color.
19. How are you and your mom different?
I'm a boy. You're a girl.
20. How do you know your mom loves you?
I don't know?
21. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Whole Foods.